Two Turtles, One Chain and Two Flats
[re-edit: they were both turtles. geez you people...]
[EDIT: This post was updated to correct the mistaken identity of said tortoise. Neither turned out to be a turtle as posted earlier.]
Excitement doesn’t quite fulfill the experience that the Posse had today. While no one was injured or got pregnant during the ride, it was epic by all proportions.
To try and explain today in chronological order would just waste time. First lets talk about Terrence and Phillip. Terrence was the first turtle we ran into (pictures to come). There he lay on the trail, sunning himself thinking life was peaceful and quiet. Then then Posse arrived. We picked him up, passed him around, and oogled over his “cute” nose and claws. He was really quite social to be honest. He remained out of his shell to entertain us with his “airwalk” and periodic look of “what the fuck do you think you are doing with me? I am a turtle, leave me the fuck alone.” Later we ran into his boyfriend. A bit younger than Terrence, but I think they had a true connection in their relationship. Phillip, the shy one, also was sunning himself in the middle of the trail. A bit smaller and much less enteraining, Phillip was destined to greatness with his lyrical abilty and vocal range. A true artist, he kept to his shell but had so much to say. Lets hope he can get help to beat that herion habit he has.
In other news, I broke my chain, Blade had two flats, and A+ warned us of a boomerang, a snake and a giant rock. Did I mention that this ride was exciting?
Well loyal readers, you will have to see the photos. That is as soon as Blade puts his pictures on Flickr.
Till next post,
-fatleg
